You're completely useless in the revolution.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You have to summon your inner elephant
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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