That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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