I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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