Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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