1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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