omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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