the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Someone shattered a urinal.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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