You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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