so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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