who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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