What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The air was thick with penises
I will pee on everything he values.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
