wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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