he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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