smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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