I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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