life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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