I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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