Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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