when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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