We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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