Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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