Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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