I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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