you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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