What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
she smelled like a LAN party
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
