I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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