Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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