There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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