Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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