Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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