There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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