will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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