Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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