I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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