The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
