Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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