he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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