what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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