I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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