I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
