I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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