He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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