I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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