he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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