Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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