I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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