You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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