So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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