Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you will always have a special place in my vag
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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