Don't you send me to vm
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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