I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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