on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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