she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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