dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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