Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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