He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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