I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Dick very happy bro
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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