He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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