Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
