I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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