found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
