I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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